13 Digital Marketing Dad Jokes

Published: June 15, 2017  by , and
Son and Father eat cereal together at breakfast.
“How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? With a bowl of surreal.”
“Dad, no.”

There are few guarantees in life: going to the dentist is horrible, it’s always a good idea to wear sunscreen, and all dads love terrible, embarrassing jokes.

What better way to commemorate Father’s Day than sharing a few clever (ultra-cheesy) digital marketing jokes.

Here are 13 puns just in time for Father’s Day. Whether you’re a dad or not, these terrible jokes are sure to induce eye rolls from all your friends, family, and coworkers!

You’ll laugh. You’ll groan. You’ll facepalm.

Q: Why are email marketers so good at opening jars?

A: They’re always obsessed with improving their open rates.

Q: Why are content marketers good social activists? A: They're all about awareness… Click To Tweet

Q: Why don’t digital marketers like trampolines?

A: Because they have a high bounce rate.

Q: Why did the CEO hire a content marketing specialist?

A: She was not content with her website traffic.

Q: What did the SEO eat for breakfast?

A: Sausage links.

father and daugher read a book together on a couch.
“Wow, it’s easy to get lost in a book about mazes.”
“No one thinks you’re funny.”

Q: Why are digital marketers good actors?

A: They nail impressions.

Q: Why do the SEO specialists keep looking at the ground behind them when they’re walking?

A: To keep track of their long tails.

Q: How does the Marketing Preacher determine how effectively sermons are bringing new people to the church?

A: Conversion rates.

Q: What's the best drink at the Inbound Marketing Gas Station? A: SERP-ees. #marketingdadjokes Click To Tweet

Q: What does a blumberjack cut btrees into?

A: Blogs.

Father and son water a garden.
“This year was tough on the garden but we’ll have better luck next thyme.”
“Please leave.”

Q: What is a digital marketer’s favorite kind of cake?

A: Funnel.

Q: Why do content marketers love going to the mountains?

A: They love the high concentration of evergreens.

Q: Why did the dad know his daughter would be a great marketer one day?

A: Her first word was data.

Happy Father’s Day to the digital marketing dads out there! Get in on the fun and tweet us your best digital marketing pun @BigWingAgency! Use #marketingdadjokes!