There are few guarantees in life: going to the dentist is horrible, it’s always a good idea to wear sunscreen, and all dads love terrible, embarrassing jokes.
What better way to commemorate Father’s Day than sharing a few clever (ultra-cheesy) digital marketing jokes.
Here are 13 puns just in time for Father’s Day. Whether you’re a dad or not, these terrible jokes are sure to induce eye rolls from all your friends, family, and coworkers!
You’ll laugh. You’ll groan. You’ll facepalm.
Q: Why are email marketers so good at opening jars?
A: They’re always obsessed with improving their open rates.Q: Why are content marketers good social activists? A: They're all about awareness… Click To Tweet
Q: Why don’t digital marketers like trampolines?
A: Because they have a high bounce rate.
Q: Why did the CEO hire a content marketing specialist?
A: She was not content with her website traffic.
Q: What did the SEO eat for breakfast?
A: Sausage links.
Q: Why are digital marketers good actors?
A: They nail impressions.
Q: Why do the SEO specialists keep looking at the ground behind them when they’re walking?
A: To keep track of their long tails.
Q: How does the Marketing Preacher determine how effectively sermons are bringing new people to the church?
A: Conversion rates.Q: What's the best drink at the Inbound Marketing Gas Station? A: SERP-ees. #marketingdadjokes Click To Tweet
Q: What does a blumberjack cut btrees into?
Q: What is a digital marketer’s favorite kind of cake?
Q: Why do content marketers love going to the mountains?
A: They love the high concentration of evergreens.
Q: Why did the dad know his daughter would be a great marketer one day?
A: Her first word was data.
Happy Father’s Day to the digital marketing dads out there! Get in on the fun and tweet us your best digital marketing pun @BigWingAgency! Use #marketingdadjokes!